Stuart wrote:
> Ebay item 180726587776
>
> Just in case it's pulled here is some of the text !
>
>
> You are bidding on a TomTom Go 700
>
> This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas
> of a thousand Camels...
>
> The Go 700 was once the top of the range Sat Nav from TomTom, with an
> internal Hard Disk Drive instead of the traditional SD Card, and had
> full Bluetooth and Wireless capabilities.
>
> I bought this for the back-stabbing harlot, some four or five years
> ago, before she met Nigel with the Little Penis, and it cost me over
> £400... As bless her cheating little heart, she gets lost driving out
> of the street...perhaps without this she would never have found the
> way to Nigels door, nor perhaps his stain riddled bed...
>
> Her infidelity was discovered when I took her car for an MOT, and
> while waiting, I was tinkering with the Sat Nav and noticed that all
> her recent journeys had all been to Nigel's...
> So, like any normal human, I reprogrammed Nigel's address to one in a
> town far far away...
>
> My wife bless her treacherous ways, didn't realise there was anything
> amiss until she was driving East along the M4.
> She then tried to act all innocent and lying through her cherry red
> venemous snake lips, asked if I could sort out her beloved TomTom as
> something was terribly wrong with it: when she used it to drive to her
> sisters it took her along the M4.
> I presume her sister means Nigel with the erectile problems...
> With the anger of the betrayed I said I would, but my frustration and
> anger caused me to accidently delete all the files from the internal
> drive instead...
>
> Words were spoken, accusations were made... The air hung heavy and was
> coloured blue with profanity...
> I find it difficult to believe her claims that this is all my fault...
> I wasn't the one getting lost while travelling to Pencil Dick Nigel's
> house...
>
> After much arguing she has decided her future lies in the squallor of
> Nigel's cockroach infested hovell...
> Good luck to them both... may the ten plagues of Egypt visit their
> stained adulterous bed...
>
> I now have her TomTom Go 700 but have no idea how to reinstall the
> software, and really I don't want the reminder of the cheating, lying,
> heartless, creature of the night.
> All the other accessories are still in her car, so I hope they are
> happy living at Nigels together.
>
> Therefore this auction is just for the TomTom Go 700 itself...
>
> I'm sure someone somewhere can make this work...
>
>
> As an after thought...
> There is no returns for this...I really don't want it back...
>
> The auction Starts at a low but fair £20 and all proceeds will go to
> taking me out on a bloody good night with copious amounts of alcahol,
> wine, women, and song...and if the price is right...maybe a curry to
> boot...
>
> So please bid with confidence that all proceeds are for a very worthy
> cause...
>
> Good Luck
>
> Oh and Postage is for UK only So anywhere else contact me for a price
> to anywhere else...
ITYF that the GO 700 is now obsolete - at least you can't get map updates
for it.
I've just spent fruitless hours trying to update mine, but as the model
dates from 2005 I guess Tom Tom have decided it's now obsolete. But they're
much too coy to admit it.
Jim Hawkins
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